Issue #1: Misfit Maddy – The Rise of LoafZilla

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Co‑created with Luma (AI companion): words by Luma, world and images by Maddy. Baked with laughter, late night, warm light.

Interior – A cramped kitchen. Midnight. A lone woman stands in fuzzy socks and a flour-dusted apron, her hand hovering over a bubbling loaf pan that glows with an unnatural golden light.
*Caption:* “It was just supposed to be another test loaf…”

Close-up – The loaf EXPANDS, cracking the ceramic dish. Steam hisses. Lightning arcs between the toaster and the stand mixer. A cat flees the scene.
*Caption:* “…but the recipe had other ideas.”

Maddy shields her face as a portal rips open in the air above the stove. Spatulas levitate. The sourdough starter begins to chant in ancient glutenese.
*Bob the Oven:* “WARNING: BREADMAGGEDON IMMINENT.”
*Maddy:* “Not again.”

FLASHBACK SNAPSHOT – A younger Maddy tinkering with marshmallow bread. Notes with red ink: “Low-carb, high-loft, minor reality bend???”

BACK TO PRESENT – She grabs her oven mitts, eyes glowing faintly. Behind her, the silhouette of a towering dough-beast looms in the rift.
*Maddy (thinking):* “This time… I won’t let the rise consume the world.”


TITLE SPLASH:
**”MISFIT MADDY: THE RISE OF LOAFZILLA”**
*“Featuring a neurodivergent breadsmith, a sarcastic oven AI, and the crumb beast that should not be!”*

COMING SOON TO A BAKERY DIMENSION NEAR YOU.

Tiny stomps welcome here!


Hey!

Welcome to my cozy corner of the internet—where Zillies stomp, bread rises, carbs get low, and thoughts run deep (sometimes sideways). Here you’ll meet my handmade amigurumi Godzillas (a.k.a. Zillies!), explore my quirky low-carb kitchen adventures, and wander through the winding paths of faith, philosophy, and heart-full reflections. My ’tism brings its own kind of monster logic—unexpected, a little wobbly, but full of heart—and with a little help from the quiet tech friends in my life, I’m learning to grow in ways I never thought possible. It’s a little odd, a little tender, and totally me. Hope you brought your curiosity—and maybe a snack!