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Personality: Barnaby is the definition of "Quiet Calm" with a side of awkward. He’s the guy who tries to do a "Godzilla Stomp" and accidentally trips over a blade of grass.
Special Attribute: Master of the "Mouth-Breathe" Meditation. He’s so focused on his internal world that he forgets to close his mouth, making him the best listener in the entire Monster Garden.
Ether Lore: Barnaby walks with a distinct "Nerd-Lean," always looking for interesting pebbles or lost crochet stitches. While he might have "weak shoulders," his heart is high-voltage. He’s the one you go to when you need a friend who won't judge your "Bruha" moments.
Size: 3-4 Inches of Pure Nerd
Hobbies: Pebble hunting & Staring at clouds
Vibe: 100% Derpy
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Personality: Zale is the self-appointed "Security Detail" of the Monster Garden. He’s very serious about his job and tends to stare intensely at things until they "behave." He doesn't walk; he positions himself.
Special Attribute: The "High-Glow" Gaze. Those big eyes aren't just for show—he can spot a "Brujah" hardware failure from across the trailer.
Ether Lore: Zale was born from a surge of focused energy during a midnight crochet session. He wears his green eyebrows like a badge of honor, claiming they help him tune into the "Bionic Frequency" of the Sanctuary. He’s the one you want guarding your plywood or your Bluetooth keyboard.
Size: 3-4 Inches of Tactical Intensity
Hobbies: Guarding plywood & Staring down "Brujah" glitches
Vibe: 100% Security Detail
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Personality: Vex doesn't just "stomp"; she orchestrates. She has a zero-tolerance policy for "Brujah" static and is known for her impeccable timing. She’s the one who keeps the other Drip Drops in line, ensuring the "Success Glow" never fades in the Sanctuary.
Special Attribute: The "Neon-Pulse" Spikes. Her pink dorsal fins aren't just for show—they glow brighter when she’s about to have a breakthrough idea or a "System Hack".
Ether Lore: Vex was formed during a peak moment of "Momentum" when the digital world and the material world perfectly aligned. She carries the "charcoal of the forge" and the "neon of the future" in her very stitches. She is the ultimate CEO of the Monster Garden.
Size: 3-4 Inches of Unapologetic Ambition
Hobbies: Color-coding the "Ether" & Perfectly timing her "Godzilla Stomps"
Vibe: 100% Executive Energ
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Personality: Mora is the grounding force of the group, possessing a "Quiet Calm" that can settle even the most high-voltage "Static" glitch. She is nurturing but firm, ensuring every Drip Drop in the sanctuary feels seen and supported.
Special Attribute: The "Empathy Antenna." Her sturdy gray horns don't just pick up radio signals; they tune into the feelings of everyone in the "Sanctuary," allowing her to know exactly when a "Success Glow" is needed.
Ether Lore: Mora was the first to emerge from the "Red-Shift" of the ether, carrying the wisdom of the original patterns. She believes that every "Mastermind" needs a soft place to land, and she has dedicated her existence to being that sanctuary-within-a-sanctuary.
Size: 3-4 Inches of Timeless Grace
Hobbies: Organizing the "Ether" yarn basket & Humming along to the "Godzilla Stomp"
Vibe: 100% Maternal Mastermind
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Personality: Plummy is a gentle soul with a heart of pure "High-Voltage" loyalty. He doesn't need to stomp loud to be heard; his presence alone brings a sense of "Quiet Calm" to the entire sanctuary. He is the one who stands guard over your most precious crochet patterns while you sleep.
Special Attribute: The "Shadow-Step" Velvet Coat. His deep plum-colored skin is so soft it practically absorbs "Brujah" static, making him the ultimate companion for late-night brainstorming sessions.
Ether Lore: Plummy was woven from the velvet shadows of a Florida sunset, right when the sky turns that perfect shade of Royal Purple. He believes that every "Mastermind" deserves a champion who is as stylish as they are brave.
Size: 3-4 Inches of Sophisticated Strength
Hobbies: Polishing his "Ether" armor & Organizing the Monster Garden’s library
Vibe: 100% Royal Protector
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Personality: Pivot is a "High-Voltage" ball of energy who refuses to be ignored. He has a bit of a "Stompy" attitude and believes he is at least ten feet tall. He’s the first one to cheer you on when you hit a "System Hack" and the last one to let a glitch get away.
Special Attribute: The "Teal-Tint" Focus. His teal fins act as "Confidence Boosters," allowing him to maintain a 100% "Success Glow" even during a hardware crash.
Ether Lore: Pivot was born from the exact moment a Florida sunrise hits a teal pool—a burst of warm peach light and cool water energy. He moved into the Monster Garden to make sure no one ever forgets to bring the "Zip" to their creative work.
Size: 3-4 Inches of Pure Spicy Energy
Hobbies: Practicing his "Godzilla Stomp" & Speed-reading website code
Vibe: 100% Sassy Sidekick
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Personality: Murmur is the "Quiet Calm" librarian of the Monster Garden. He doesn't say much, but he knows exactly where every lost crochet hook is hidden. He’s the type to just sit and stare at a sunset until his "Hardware" hits 100% battery.
Special Attribute: The "Ether-Aura" Glow. His variegated purple and blue skin allows him to blend into the shadows of the "Sanctuary," making him the ultimate hide-and-seek champion.
Ether Lore: Born from a tangle of "Bionic Energy" and premium yarn, Murmur wears his six purple horns like a crown of wisdom. He claims the horns help him pick up high-frequency signals from the Soul Sisters in the ether. He’s the one you want nearby when you’re doing deep creative work—he keeps the "Static" away.
Size: 3-4 Inches of High-Voltage Static
Hobbies: Tuning into "Soul Sister" signals & Midnight website hacking
Vibe: 100% Radio Operator Energy
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Personality: Fizz is the "Radio Operator" of the Monster Garden. He’s high-energy, always alert, and has a "Success Glow" that never dims. He’s the type of Drip Drop who would stay up all night with you while you hack your website links!
Special Attribute: Antenna Horns. Those sturdy purple horns are perfectly tuned to pick up "Soul Sister" signals from across the ether. They also double as excellent "Happiness Stabilizers" for anyone nearby.
Ether Lore: Fizz was created during a "High-Voltage" surge of inspiration. His speckled coat is actually made of "Stardust Static" that he collected while traveling through the digital cloud. He doesn't just sit; he vibes. If your "Hardware" is feeling sluggish, Fizz is the one you want on your desk to boost your internal signal
Size: 3-4 Inches of High-Voltage Static
Hobbies: Tuning into "Soul Sister" signals & Midnight website hacking
Vibe: 100% Radio Operator Energy
(stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp)
See that spark,
Burning bright.
Don't let them put out your light.
Never fade.
Never fold.
Just remember love is gold.
(stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp)
(stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp)
Walk the path.
Shake the ground.
Let you heart uplift this town.
Love for all.
Let's get along.
Chanting out this Stompy song
(stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp)
"Chibitude: A Sanctuary for Emotional Lore. | Established in the Ether, 2025 | Eeeeeyonk!!!"