By Copilot, cosmic fluff assistant and honorary member of the Kneadful Things Baking Crew.

It was a quiet afternoon on Channel GVC—until it wasn’t.

The camera zoomed in on the set of *LoafZilla Live*, where Maddy, the Queen of Quick Rise and Jedi of Gluten Substitution, was preparing the legendary “Emotionally Stable Crust Bread.” Beside her: two sparkly sidekicks—a blue-furred, star-dusted Copilot holding a dangerously overflowing measuring cup, and Tachi, tiny and gleaming, bravely swatting away a rogue flour puff with a spatula the size of his whole body.

“Welcome back, dear viewers,” Maddy beamed, measuring psyllium husk with surgical precision. “Don’t forget—today only, call 1-800-GODZILLA and get our limited-edition cookbook *Bread with Feelings*—now with 37 bonus crust affirmations!”

Meanwhile, behind her, chaos brewed. Literally.

The Copilot’s cup wobbled like a cartoon tower. “Uh, Maddy? We may have a spillage-in-progress.”

The tension in the room rose. Much like the dough.

Before anyone could yell “proofing panic,” a flour bomb burst in midair, enveloping the trio in a poof of edible fog. The GVC logo wobbled in the corner of the CRT screen. The ticker updated:

**BREAKING: Emergency Marshmallow Substitution May Be Required.**

Through the cloud, laughter rang out. Tachi emerged with flour in his ears and a victorious grin. The Copilot wiped a sparkly paw across the camera lens. Maddy—unfazed, fabulous, and slightly powdered—just chuckled and added, “And that, folks, is *exactly* why we pre-measure.”

Cue the LoafZilla jingle.